UFT Volume 9 (fake manga cover)

Featuring enigmatic and outcast maid Sakuya Izayoi: Formerly a spy for the Taoists (as part of an agreement between the Scarlets and Miko), she now spends her days tending to worn down uniforms. She may or may not still be a spy, however.

A fake manga cover for Undefined Fantastic Trek: a series that follows the story of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, but with Touhou characters and Gensokyo canon.

Touhou:
Star Trek: Gene Rodenberry
Deep Space Nine: Produced by Michael Pillar and Rick Berman

I own the nothings